I’mma be straight up with anyone who reads this…
I wanna use tumblr to vent. There’s an overwhelming possibility your name might come up in both positive AND negative instances. So I’m over filtering me, I am not coffee. You will not enjoy aromas and tastes and then just throw the grounds in the trash like they never meant shit.
So deal with it.
That said: I am trying SO hard to offend people lately because I need to phase out a lot of the worthless nagging dying relationships I have with exes and people from my past. I’ve been saying “faggot” non-stop and talking shit about things I hate knowing at least SOMEBODY else likes them. Jonathan posted some bullshit Chris Crocker video on facebook and it was directed at me as far as I’m concerned.
To be completely honest I don’t have a problem with feminine acting gay dudes, much in the same way I don’t mind chicks acting like “one of the boys.” My problem arises when I think it’s unnatural and some kind of act. Like the girls that go “I’m not like other girls, other girls are bitchy. I’m real and speak my mind and like to hang out and drink a beer and watch football like the dudes.” Fuck all that mess, you’re faking it to make yourself more appealing to us guys that are over the aforementioned “other girls” cuz we just had a fight with our girlfriend.
The same with feminine gays. If you have a feminine side, have at it broseph, get in touch with it and find a blouse to wear. But stay the fuck out of my face, get your paisley prints out of my face Jake Wright, stop snapping your fuckin fingers every time you use the word “fierce” when you talk about Beyonce’s new video. Suck my dick. Girls don’t run the world, fucked up politicians that won’t let you get married run the world. If girls ran the world we’d all be a lot better off and way more peaceful for 3 weeks in every month. Now that other week…
And don’t get me started on drag queens. It’s performance art, it’s over the top, whatever I get it. And I think that’s an important point to make too. There’s not a single thing I hate that I don’t understand completely. I get the point of fucking drag queens, I just think it’s a massive overblown waste of fucking time and money just to go up and lip-synch some shit from ‘97 that gets all the queers nostalgic. Especially when the drag queens I know are all broke as fuck and/or can’t pay me their fucking rent on time.
That said, there are multiple drag queens on this earth that I love. Amaya Sexton is a born entertainer and far beyond the “I dress up and lip-synch” shit. She will always have my respect and undivided attention because she truly understands the nature of performance art and makes it fun. But these assholes who look like some shit straight boys have nightmares of? Fuck em. ALL of them. It’s no different than that shit band onstage who has no business being up there (I’ve been in a couple of those so don’t even bother throwing your rocks at me.)
And while I’m talking about bands let me mention what worthless faggots I think a lot of my musician peers are. Fuck off, you’re not rock and roll, you’re This Love and you sound like rehashed dog-shit. Do you really think that by ripping off 3 bands at once instead of just one (like Fake the Smile did) it makes you original? I guess so, Lady Gaga mouth fucks Madonna’s entire catalogue every song so I guess it’s whatever.
And let’s get this straight: no one works harder than me. No one.
And I don’t mean my job and school, I mean my general enthusiasm for life. I work SO hard to make this world match the vision I have of it in my head.
In closing, fuck my mom cuz she’s a passive-aggressive bi-polar twat.
But, before I go, let me just say how much I’m in love with Jonathan Mckinney Olivia Jones Megan Swords Sam Riegle Cody Francis Ashlee Hall Kelsey Fent Kourtney Yarger Landon Rickard Molly Delaney Emily Sammons Wes Comer Ryan Clay and Caleb Watson. Just kidding on the last one, hope he gets hit by a school bus full of racist Tennessee children.
Racism kills. Be wear.
